I Have A Problem Only Jo Rowling Can Solve

I name everything after Harry Potter characters, places, events.  Any proper name is game for my obsession and I plan, here, to record a history of all monickers I have identified my gadgets with through the years.  We’ll start with my first laptop and move on to my newest video game system.

Compaq Presario V2000 – “Albus”

PSP-2000 God of War Edition – “Albus”, “Aberforth”

iPod Touch 1G – “Expecto”

iPod Touch 2G – “Fawkes”

160 GB Maxtor Removable HDD – “HORCRUX”

320 GB SimpleTech Portable HDD – “Privet Drive”

BlackBerry Curve 8330 – “Sirius BlackBerry” (Clever eh?!)

15″ Early 2008 MacBook Pro (Penryn) – “Chamber of Secrets”  (R.I.P.)

13″ Aluminum MacBook Pro – “Lovegood” (Awwwww)

Xbox 360 (which I got 3 months after release and until recently have had 0 problems with but has recently started to act up.  I seem to be the only one capable of dealing with its problems and making it fun, thus the name.) – “Crookshanks”

Sprint HTC Hero – “Moony”

Sony PS3 Slim (120 GB) – “Godric”

The only thing I’ve named that hasn’t been named after a Harry Potter thing is my 2001 Ford Explorer Sport Trac, which my college friends decided to name based on it’s color.  We named it “Teal’c” after the well-loved Jaffa from Stargate SG-1.  I have since reconciled this discontinuity with myself and will take no further questions on the matter.

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2 Responses to I Have A Problem Only Jo Rowling Can Solve

  1. You are hilarious Matt.

  2. I don’t find this obsessive at all. Though I’m also a fellow Potter nerd. I seem to have a little HP in every class. I have a professor that reminds me of Peter Pettigrew, and one of my professors sounds like a mixture Dumbledore and Snape. And I feel like a witch when I’m walking to the Student Union because it looks like a Hogwarts building from a particular angle. Anyway. I need to name my MacBook. =/

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